Police Officers Reveal The Smartest Criminals They've Encountered

  • Published on Mar 9, 2019
  • Police officers of Reddit, who’s the smartest criminal you’ve ever encountered?
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  • Loliloveunicorns _
    Loliloveunicorns _ 44 minutes ago

    Im from Costco!!!

  • BloodInMyCoffeeSystem
    BloodInMyCoffeeSystem 12 hours ago +1

    Well.... I'm _not_ gonna do crimes..... just pocketing this cleverness away for future, uh.... not-crimes

  • Perfectly Sliced Egg
    Perfectly Sliced Egg 12 hours ago

    8:35 Three Quarters Minutes... FFS.

  • Perfectly Sliced Egg
    Perfectly Sliced Egg 12 hours ago

    This narration is super annoying as its mispronouncing tons of words.

  • Blackblast gaming
    Blackblast gaming 14 hours ago +1

    Im from the state of sunuco

  • NFITC1
    NFITC1 15 hours ago

    It bothers me how infrequently people think about walls vs doors. Doors are obviously alarmed and most walls can be smashed through with the right equipment.

  • Dean Winchester
    Dean Winchester 15 hours ago

    *Klaus has entered the chat*

  • Frickin Lasers
    Frickin Lasers 18 hours ago


  • Emily White
    Emily White 20 hours ago

    *smooth criminal*

  • yoshimickster
    yoshimickster 22 hours ago

    Wait...the car story was real? Also in the version I heard it was tickets to a play.

  • Kawaii Universe
    Kawaii Universe Day ago

    Costco is also in Canada.

  • Shinkajo
    Shinkajo Day ago

    The snow blower sound exactly like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would do.

  • Zeter Zero
    Zeter Zero Day ago

    I don't think I've ever reacted with quite this amount of physical disgust before to one of these. That's just so dirty.

  • PepperLeafBooks Manga

    Criminals watching this: 🤔🤔🤔

  • Ryan Best
    Ryan Best Day ago

    3:24 hahahahaha the funny part is after they got back the car and thought it was the last time their WHOLE house was then robbed 💀💀💀

    BRENJIB Day ago

    Why is king dedede’s theme playing ?

  • Look at this gay profile pic

    The smartest criminals aren’t caught

  • Coco LaRue
    Coco LaRue Day ago

    That background music. AAAAARGGGG.

  • Denis Mitrovic
    Denis Mitrovic Day ago

    Subsribe to Pewdiepie

  • YoGlev
    YoGlev Day ago


  • Lauren Lauren
    Lauren Lauren Day ago

    hah during the one about the bank robbery, i got a capital one ad.

  • Power Play
    Power Play Day ago

    R/thisactuallyhappened but people believe it.

  • Gruagach. Iron Shoes

    I know two coppers and they are both corrupt , evidence planting scumbags, coppers no more now they move boxes and do shitty 'security' this was after these two pillars of the community were in court left their mics on naked gun style ''right lads have we all got our stories straight'' went back in and judge asked them ''do you need more time to get your stories straight''? Cretins

  • Kunai Killa
    Kunai Killa 2 days ago

    Fuck the police!

    RYBORG 2 days ago

    Came her from r/cringe

  • Kriston Clarke
    Kriston Clarke 2 days ago

    Deez niggas went to the game lmao! !!!...ducking retards

  • S A
    S A 2 days ago

    the receipt one reminds me of Ocean's 8

  • S A
    S A 2 days ago

    omfg ive heard the car story somewhere a long, long time ago. just cant remember where

  • darkdragonc59
    darkdragonc59 2 days ago

    Why the fuck is the music so loud

  • Skeeter
    Skeeter 2 days ago

    Taking notes.....

  • elmo and stuff
    elmo and stuff 2 days ago

    Elmos getting ideas

  • Madeline Larson
    Madeline Larson 2 days ago +2

    I was also born from the depths of Costco.

  • Bethany Kemton
    Bethany Kemton 2 days ago

    I always thought that scene in Oceans 8 was genius. The one at the very beginning in the beauty store.

  • DJ Tapia
    DJ Tapia 2 days ago

    These stories are not giving me good ideas

  • Why
    Why 2 days ago

    5.2k redditors right here.

  • lamont evans
    lamont evans 2 days ago

    I’m from Arkansas 😂😂

  • california roll
    california roll 2 days ago

    can u like tone down the music i can barely hear the narration

  • Swolejin
    Swolejin 2 days ago

    Music way to loud and distracting

  • Emilyy Sand
    Emilyy Sand 2 days ago

    Should check out text 2 memes latest vid as it seem just like this

  • Lawrence Of Vocelli’s

    This is kind of indicative of larger weird thoughts.
    That is to say, the greatest spy/criminal/assassin in history is someone that we will never, ever know about.

  • Philippe Ribeiro
    Philippe Ribeiro 2 days ago

    Police officers of the world, (the bad ones, so thats like 95%)
    Kill yourselfs unnironically! Most of you are just being a cancer to society and do more harm in a year than all the good you' ll ever do in your entire life.

  • Memory
    Memory 2 days ago

    Hey I just made a vid like this on r/askreddit on my channel! Could you go check it out? It’s pretty short!

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
    Obi-Wan Kenobi 2 days ago +3

    The real smartest criminals never encounter the police.

  • Derek Louden
    Derek Louden 2 days ago

    3:25 is just an urban legend

  • Sean or whatever
    Sean or whatever 2 days ago +1

    Some of these cops usernames tho

  • Harj Sanghera
    Harj Sanghera 2 days ago


  • animagi
    animagi 3 days ago

    homeowner probably also left his keys on the door

  • animagi
    animagi 3 days ago

    2:43 I was like *awwww* then I was like *oh.*

  • William Green
    William Green 3 days ago

    @7:59 I thought there was a secrete part of the story that they didn’t want to tell. Sadly it was a glitch of what he actually said next..

  • Alex Qwertyuiop
    Alex Qwertyuiop 3 days ago

    on the one about the phone calls, cant they track your location?

  • ChrisDavenport Shoots

    Wait but for the best buy one if he already smashes a hole in the wall why didn't he just leave back through the smashed wall instead of setting off the alarm by going out the back door

  • Tyler Nicholson
    Tyler Nicholson 3 days ago

    Costco... that happened $100%

  • Riley.
    Riley. 3 days ago

    The smartest criminals are the ones who don't get caught

  • NerdyOwl
    NerdyOwl 3 days ago

    This is so low effort, how the hell does this have 2 million views

  • Ish
    Ish 3 days ago

    4:20 lmao

  • gacha tea
    gacha tea 3 days ago

    4:25 that’s what the lady did in oceans 8

  • Fr Fr
    Fr Fr 3 days ago

    This youtuber is the scum of the earth

  • Colin Dalangin
    Colin Dalangin 3 days ago

    These are kind of like modern “Boy who Cried Wolf”

  • Christian C.
    Christian C. 3 days ago +1

    1:40 I live in Idaho!!!!

  • im a motha fucking starfish

    Stop with the fucking kirby background music incel

  • The Asian Guy
    The Asian Guy 3 days ago

    Thanks for letting me know the tactics, now I'm going to rob a bank

  • cheese mod
    cheese mod 3 days ago

    level 1 crok levvel 125 melt cheese

  • C
    C 3 days ago

    when it was talking about the "computer issue" i heard a faint windows sound effect.

  • Florent Luquet
    Florent Luquet 3 days ago

    The music is a slightly bit loud.

  • Malakiah Ayres
    Malakiah Ayres 3 days ago

    So is that the music from Kirby Dreamland in smash?

  • B Elise
    B Elise 3 days ago

    Why did that guy have to take out student loans and pretend to go to class? Why didn’t he just walk around an open campus and dress like a student? That’s free...

  • sw0ll3n17
    sw0ll3n17 3 days ago

    What's the song at the end?

  • B Elise
    B Elise 3 days ago

    Wait, how did they know the bank robber went to Hong Kong?

  • Grizzly ER
    Grizzly ER 3 days ago

    lol i was confused i thought the title said the opposite of smart

  • Kyle Comadoll
    Kyle Comadoll 3 days ago

    My uncle was a boss at a bank in Germany and some one tried to rob it but the vault needs two keys to open and he only had one and his co worker had the other so he talked very loud and when the co worker got to the door he heard he will be here in a few minutes don’t shoot and called the cops my uncle keep the bank from being robbed and most likely saved his and his co workers life as well.

  • Justin Valentin
    Justin Valentin 3 days ago

    Nice Kirby music.

  • Zip Gamer
    Zip Gamer 3 days ago

    Turn the background music down you retard

  • Hunter Hanley
    Hunter Hanley 3 days ago

    Gasp the legendary sand doggo

  • Triniyeet •
    Triniyeet • 3 days ago


  • Seim Old DickHead
    Seim Old DickHead 3 days ago

    The smartest one is the one to not get caught

  • J u u p i d u u r
    J u u p i d u u r 3 days ago +1

    music ruined it

  • FetchQuestAssigner 4432

    Holy crap that piano noise is unbearable.

  • Phantom Krieger
    Phantom Krieger 3 days ago +1

    The smartest criminal I ever saw was an Orc wearing nothing but underwear out of Riften, he put a bucket over the shopkeepers head then he robbed him blind. He then proceeded to put a bunch frenzy poisons in female Dark elve's pocket. She ran over and punched a guard causing all the guards by the gate to chase and kill her. The orc proceeded to murder a homeless guy and walked out the gate.

  • can I get 8000 subs or at least 1000

    He coulda got away with if he hadn’t sold one of the things he bought

  • Delaney Aaron
    Delaney Aaron 3 days ago

    No ones heard of Arkansas so I don’t blame him

  • Finnjävel
    Finnjävel 3 days ago

    Last one; Get patented keys, if this happens again, just compare time it took to get the car back or the guy to return and ask "key" people around that radius. I have a feeling it was an inside job, because I'm pretty sure Mercedes would have their own key, especially the new ones. I wouldn't call myself a locksmith, but I have learned a lot.... at least, test the key, they usually nowadays have a thing that allows car to start and not start without it.

  • God Stone
    God Stone 3 days ago

    This officer's name is literally Tittypookaka, pretty sure he isn't an officer......

    TH3CRY5T4LF0X 3 days ago

    what is that outro song

  • Nikhil Jagtap
    Nikhil Jagtap 3 days ago


  • Henry Gutierrez
    Henry Gutierrez 3 days ago

    "Turn your rough day into a ruff day," I love puns.

  • Don 'Wardaddy' Collier

    That's actually pretty smart.

  • Bob herobrine
    Bob herobrine 3 days ago

    Gotta luv dat og kirby music

  • AnimePabu
    AnimePabu 3 days ago

    The guy who said he had no receipt probably watched oceans 8 and went like oh that’s a good idea let me try and it worked lmfao

  • DeRezno
    DeRezno 3 days ago

    Is that...classical kirby?

  • Ginger Ninja
    Ginger Ninja 3 days ago +1

    The smartest criminals they have ever encountered are the ones they weren’t aware they encountered.

  • Spencer Fox
    Spencer Fox 4 days ago

    I know copying the boy who cried wolf is smart or not I guess it works though

  • Grandma Margeret
    Grandma Margeret 4 days ago +1

    PART 2!!

  • bennywallo
    bennywallo 4 days ago

    lol the first one is 200 IQ

  • thevioletskull
    thevioletskull 4 days ago

    These stories are great!

  • Power In Knowledge
    Power In Knowledge 4 days ago

    From what I get the most effective way is to lure people into a sense of security just long enough for you to get away.

  • DanielC
    DanielC 4 days ago

    So who wants Movie tickets to Avengers End Game? You and your family!

  • Ghost
    Ghost 4 days ago

    3:33 the only way between the tuh sides.

  • Montegery
    Montegery 4 days ago +1

    Wouldnt a small barcode on cash make it a lot easier to catch criminals.

    • NeonGen2000
      NeonGen2000 3 days ago

      They have something like that. It's called a serial number. lol.

  • Jase H
    Jase H 4 days ago

    My decency as a human demands that I hate these anarchists.
    The part of my brain that sees life as a hyper-realistic simulation, tho, kinda has to respect the hustle.

  • A. M.
    A. M. 4 days ago +1

    The smart ones were never caught.