Come with me to a swim meet

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  • Published on Mar 11, 2019
  • Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.



    But what happened to that piece of ice?

    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.
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    With love,
    Jeorge Clooney
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Comments • 19 305

  • katrina sommer
    katrina sommer 10 minutes ago

    Is that pool short course meters?

  • Persephone Pomegranate
    Persephone Pomegranate 46 minutes ago

    Nobody:
    Me: BE FREE!!

  • Kiwi Potato
    Kiwi Potato Hour ago

    What age did u start swimming ?

  • Katestermatester
    Katestermatester Hour ago +1

    Ok fine recommended, I give in

  • Avery Williams
    Avery Williams 2 hours ago

    Her teeth make me happy 😂

  • Echo Animates
    Echo Animates 2 hours ago +1

    Bruh I’m taller than you and I’m way younger xD ( 5’7) and I’m in middle school x3.

  • Abdel theFlash
    Abdel theFlash 2 hours ago

    You better break 2:10 next meet

  • Salma fawzi
    Salma fawzi 2 hours ago +1

    i was dying when she said she wore her crocs to immediate the competition 😭😭

  • Delaney Greczyn
    Delaney Greczyn 3 hours ago

    How have I only just found this channel this is amazing

  • Mäddie Tälley
    Mäddie Tälley 3 hours ago

    your so lucky you don't have to do the im

  • Riley Neal
    Riley Neal 4 hours ago

    Our team never won a single meet this season

  • вιттєя ѕωєєт

    im eating scissors......skssksskksksskskkssksksk

  • Aesthetic Challenges
    Aesthetic Challenges 4 hours ago

    Since I have swam for 9 years this fucking video is just my life lmao

  • Zhen Mains
    Zhen Mains 4 hours ago

    I just found your channel and this was the funniest thing I’ve ever watched

  • Alex C.
    Alex C. 4 hours ago +1

    7:09 i thought my phone died

  • Mia I
    Mia I 5 hours ago

    Where do you live in ontario😂 I’ve been to 7 schools and none do swimming or any I know of

  • SLAY QUEEN
    SLAY QUEEN 5 hours ago

    Love the beginning ❤

  • RaphlCora
    RaphlCora 5 hours ago

    Excusee, SPORK and FOON

  • Kenna Smith
    Kenna Smith 5 hours ago

    and uhhh as a sprinter forced to swim the 200 free.... i relate

  • Kenna Smith
    Kenna Smith 5 hours ago

    so as a college swimmer... I've never related to something so hard

  • michael payne
    michael payne 5 hours ago

    literally watching this at 2am in the morning and procrastinating about going to my swimming training in 4 hours:(

  • Meghan Murphy
    Meghan Murphy 6 hours ago +1

    I’m a swimmer


    Waking up for warmups sucks and tech suits are painful

    Off season so yeah 👍

  • Sophie Morin
    Sophie Morin 6 hours ago

    It looks so easy to swim but for my police technology physical testing we had to swim 200 meters and deadass passed out in the pool after 150 meters she’s a QUEEN

  • Jenna Moore
    Jenna Moore 6 hours ago

    I feel your pain I just got done with a swim meet

  • Ryan Phelan
    Ryan Phelan 6 hours ago

    The first actaul rly funny woman in history

  • Kailee Ortiz
    Kailee Ortiz 6 hours ago

    I have a swim meet tommorow. Soo soo stressed. Joanna is me every 3 months

  • josie workman
    josie workman 6 hours ago

    Such a queen. Such a legend. Make more swim videos.

  • Princess
    Princess 6 hours ago

    tbh. i couldn't care less about swimming or any sports, but this was actually interesting for some reason, pika pika, swim swim

  • Bacon dog with a hat That eats rubies

    My science teacher lied to me...




    Mitochondria isn't the power house of the cell...


    It's Joanna.

  • Losers ahead
    Losers ahead 6 hours ago

    “Don’t demonize me”
    *zooms in on pantys*

  • NattySlayK
    NattySlayK 7 hours ago

    Jolyn queen 🥰

  • Kaitlyn Guevara
    Kaitlyn Guevara 7 hours ago

    I hate swimming the 200. One time my cap fell of during a 200 breast and I have like 2 pounds of hair and yeah...

  • Deadtime 55
    Deadtime 55 7 hours ago

    Why am I here

  • maya golubovic
    maya golubovic 7 hours ago

    what’s you 50 free time ?

  • Welcome To Your Tape
    Welcome To Your Tape 7 hours ago

    Is the 200 basically the 400 in track or the 800?

  • klrlooks
    klrlooks 7 hours ago

    Y’all I had a blond moment:
    In the middle of the swim meat I thought to myself
    WHENS THE HALFTIME?!

  • Tsunami94379
    Tsunami94379 7 hours ago

    I swim the 100 free and 100 IM and a whole bunch of them stuff so I feel ya gurl

  • Magicalcave
    Magicalcave 8 hours ago

    I freaking love your goggles ❤️❤️❤️

  • Rose Vloggs
    Rose Vloggs 8 hours ago

    Is it weird that when she put the cherry wax strips to the camera *I COULD ACTUALLY SMELL CHERRY*

  • GabbyC.123
    GabbyC.123 8 hours ago

    *maybe: erin*

  • Magilem
    Magilem 8 hours ago

    That’s race suit is too tight they shouldn’t be that tight

  • Nia B
    Nia B 8 hours ago

    117 degrees??? ....No, she literally should have been dead, or at least hospitalized. Brain damage can occur at about 108! Unless something was broken, I can't even wrap my mind around the idea of someone having that level of a fever....And 86?? That shouldn't happen either-

  • Ellie Grace
    Ellie Grace 8 hours ago

    *yOuR tHe HaW tO mY yEe🤠*

  • Hanah K
    Hanah K 8 hours ago

    quinoa salad and chicken boobs

  • Quiet Cloud
    Quiet Cloud 8 hours ago

    i hope the ice cult spares you, john cena.

  • Treats207 Aj
    Treats207 Aj 9 hours ago

    OMG RELATABLE

  • Marissa
    Marissa 9 hours ago

    I thought the caffeine pill was a xanax

  • Blurbyy
    Blurbyy 9 hours ago

    The John Cena diaries

  • Ewelina Dul
    Ewelina Dul 9 hours ago

    I'm from Europe and i gain my knwoledge about amercia from memes and beauty gurus. Thank to you, John Cena i know there live also normal people. Continue to be good human being.

  • jello ella
    jello ella 9 hours ago

    hecc that sounds rough

  • Katie Laferriere
    Katie Laferriere 10 hours ago +1

    i hate how swimming is so underrated. people think it's so easy but IT IS NOTTT training actually sucks. warmups at meets are the literal worst because there are SO MANY PEOPLE. i've been swimming for about 8 years and i'm 14 so i'm used to this. also, meets with prelims and finals are horrible. LUCKILY i'm a sprinter so going a 57 for the 100 free and a 25 for the 50 free, you never really have to do the 500

  • Jenelle G
    Jenelle G 10 hours ago

    dude, swim meets r not the best oof-

  • TheArtistKat
    TheArtistKat 10 hours ago

    I don't know why but the "the mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell, I am" made me laugh so much!!

  • Sofi Pacheco
    Sofi Pacheco 10 hours ago

    DO YOU RECOMMEND THE CAFINE PILLS?!?! Do THEY HELP YOU ALOT ?!?

  • Ian Bell
    Ian Bell 10 hours ago

    ONCE I ALMOST MISSED MY EVENT BECAUSE I COULDNT GET MY TECH SUIT OVER MY ASS I LITERALLY RAN TO THE BLOCK JUST IN TIME FOR MY HEAT

  • Endlessy Blue
    Endlessy Blue 11 hours ago

    Have you finished the TMI series? I couldn't stop looking at the books.

  • aaliyah King
    aaliyah King 11 hours ago

    @8:22 ASMR?!?!?

  • Griffin Bell
    Griffin Bell 11 hours ago +1

    Dad was kicked to the curb with the compliments

  • Kayla Rogers
    Kayla Rogers 11 hours ago +1

    walking dead intro song

  • no name
    no name 12 hours ago +1

    any swimmers here?
    ,,, what’s your strokes/ events???

  • Moonybyul
    Moonybyul 13 hours ago +1

    Im actually getting anxiety from watching this oml
    I used to swim but stopped because they asked me to do Competitions and they’re tERRIFYING

  • Erin Lynn
    Erin Lynn 13 hours ago

    3:20 sooooooo true. my coach had to throw me into the pool once because it was taking me so long. but after getting it's not so bad.

  • Syd O
    Syd O 13 hours ago +1

    u didnt thank the crocs

  • wydjules
    wydjules 13 hours ago

    Omg i swim 200m and do backstroke for medleys too!!

  • Alistair Loui
    Alistair Loui 13 hours ago

    I 100% agree with you for the 200m and the backstroke. - Congrats on your times!!!

  • Carol
    Carol 14 hours ago

    the competitive, petty person i am just got thrown back to swimming days, when i got second whenever my sister was w/ me, so i’m kinda mad and wanting to beat her time now

  • Lucy Norbury
    Lucy Norbury 14 hours ago

    I just found your channel and omfg I’ve never blown air kinda hard out of my nose so hard

  • Allison DeClusin
    Allison DeClusin 14 hours ago

    I need to note your still wearing your socks

  • Mai Mayer
    Mai Mayer 14 hours ago

    How do have time to do IEclip while being a swimmer and a student? Like I did swimming in high school and it took up ALL of my time plus other school activities, homework and having a personal life, like how do u have time to do IEclip, edit videos etc? Maybe that's just me but yeah....

  • Weird Guy
    Weird Guy 14 hours ago

    Jesus you are fast YOU PIEce Of FUCKing DUck

  • Bekka Morell
    Bekka Morell 15 hours ago

    *Rips her legs apart*
    "ow"

  • blueburrymc
    blueburrymc 15 hours ago

    I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of swim meet hell. Love this girly 💖

  • Boop
    Boop 15 hours ago

    Oh my god I’m so happy to find a fellow swimmer

  • emma haynes
    emma haynes 15 hours ago +1

    we have the same personality, a burning love for crocs, and swim can i please be your friend oh my god

  • Gabriella bros
    Gabriella bros 15 hours ago

    Okay youtube I’ll watch it

  • Suranda Anyinefa
    Suranda Anyinefa 16 hours ago +1

    HER VOCABULARY IMPRESSES ME MORE AND MORE IN EACH VIDEO

  • MellowMooshroom
    MellowMooshroom 16 hours ago +3

    I’m not even a swimmer but this was my first video of yours and WOW it was awesome 😊

  • veee
    veee 16 hours ago

    I hated doing 200 free or 100 free bc I don’t know if I should pace myself or go crazy go stupid

  • Evan K
    Evan K 16 hours ago

    Yes swimming queen 😤

  • Kristen Mundo
    Kristen Mundo 16 hours ago

    the medley relay and free-- basically haru SKKSKSKSK

  • Just Another Person
    Just Another Person 17 hours ago

    HEHEHE I HAVE A 1:00.(something i dont remember what though) AND IM YOUNGER TEEHEHEHEHE
    Sorry my inner swim came crashing in at fast speed when i saw this

  • ya want ham?
    ya want ham? 18 hours ago

    5:03

  • hi bye
    hi bye 18 hours ago +1

    ugh iluvu

  • Anna Lucia Stavlund
    Anna Lucia Stavlund 18 hours ago +1

    I feel you

  • Artistic Pleb
    Artistic Pleb 19 hours ago

    OKAY HANDS DOWN THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO IVE WATCHED OF YOU AND OH MY GOD ARENT YOU AMAZING 😂😂😂😂

  • Isbell Joloi
    Isbell Joloi 19 hours ago

    We love a swimmy legend 🐭👹☠️👽👾💩👖👠🌂👛🐽🐽🐸🐸🐸🐉🐾🎍🍄🌬☔️🌪🍫🍼

  • Luana Lopes
    Luana Lopes 19 hours ago

    I’m 11 and 5”3 ;-;

  • Magnolia Watson
    Magnolia Watson 22 hours ago

    oh also they named a really crazy swim meet in the area the DAFFODIL CLASSIC for gourds sake!

  • Magnolia Watson
    Magnolia Watson 22 hours ago

    whats ur swim team? whats ur favorite stroke? also im on the seattle seals, and my favorite is doing a 50 fly! i just subscribed btw!

  • Tomoko4
    Tomoko4 22 hours ago +3

    This is the first video I've ever seen from you and I enjoyed it throughly

  • k evergloss
    k evergloss 23 hours ago

    the desc is a very accurate

  • Luna Lovegood
    Luna Lovegood 23 hours ago

    DO I SEE HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE INTRO

  • Bella Guzman
    Bella Guzman Day ago

    this is the first video i’ve seen by you and i gotta uhh.... slap that sUbCRIBE BUTTON

  • Lyrics
    Lyrics Day ago

    hi pls make more swim videos

  • Caitlin Lazaro
    Caitlin Lazaro Day ago

    Lemme tell you I’m a second year in college and I haven’t swam for a good 2 years. This video rose my heart rate just by remembering the stress of swim meets. But other than that I love this video

  • ビッグチュンガス

    Dude, I remember this one time I put on my tech suit and pulled it on so hart I pulled a muscle and couldn’t participate :’)

  • Garner Girls Vlog

    wait why does she wax her legs instead of shaving? lmao i’m not judging and i’m pretty sure she’s addressed it in one of her videos but i’m curious

  • DisesSpielsaugt
    DisesSpielsaugt Day ago

    As a swimmer I got anxiety watching this.

  • Anthony J.
    Anthony J. Day ago

    Glad I clicked on this video. Refreshing to see this good content on youtube.

  • Anastasia Smith
    Anastasia Smith Day ago

    my heart was racing watching this